Every Little Girl's Dream

Okay, maybe it’s not every little girl’s dream, but it’s this little girl’s dream: I’m going to DAYTONA, baby! Stick that in your jock and itch it! How excited am I?!? Look out Daytona 500 2010, here I come and I can’t wait!!!

But, am I alone????

Is it weird that this “29” year old, over-educated, professional female from CANADA gets a tingle in her shorts each and every time she hears those sweet little words “Gentlemen, start your engines!”, or that my pulse starts racing right along with the boys after DW’s trademark “Boogity, boogity, boogity...” call?

Am I so strange? I don’t think so. Lot’s of chicks have a need for speed (everywhere ‘cept in the bedroom...and even then, a quicky green flag pit once in a while can be just what the doctor ordered). And it’s not just the race, it’s the MEN!!! My gawd it’s a veritable shmorg out there on the circuit. You can’t tell me Jeff Gordon’s eyes haven’t turned straight men gay and had a few lesbians switching jerseys. Feelin‘ hot, hot, hot! Good lord he’s good lookin’! But I digress.

Turns out the term “NASCAR chicks” is actually defined:

(noun) NASCAR chicks are women and girls who often are involved in the sport due to the sexiness of the drivers. They also enjoy the loud noises caused by the engines, and don’t mind being proud about they’re being a NASCAR fan. However, do not refer to these fragile creatures as rednecks, for they can become angered and violent. Their natural habitats include trailers, ingrounds, grandstands and on rare occasions, homes in the city (these species are endangered). They can drink any other girl under the table and aren’t afraid to kick ass. (Source: Urban Dictionary - www.urbandictionary.com).

Are we really endangered and is my mission in life to regenerate the species? We shall see.